A cheat sheet to my pop quiz:
I took an astronomy class in college, but the professor only cared about equations, and not how to manage life with an Aries moon placement.
Giant chocolate chip cookie >>> Birthday cake. I said what I said.
(This absolutely excludes carvel ice cream cake. I’m feral for the crunchies.)Growing up, my favorite commercial was the K9 Advantix golden retriever puppy who went to sleep away camp and wrote a letter home to mom and dad, in the style of “Camp Granada.” I’ve been screeching, “Swimming, hiking, and tent pitching—they’re not biting. I’m not itching!” for over 20 years.
And now, as an adult, I’ve gotten to make my own fun pet health commercials. Who says manifesting isn’t real?
Creative direction. Pitbull mom. Plant hoarder.
Let’s get weird.